clit convention

When the number of females in an environment overwhelmingly exceeds the amount of males present. Used as the "sausage fest" for girls. Often used by teenagers.
"Jane, lets get out of here, its a freakin' clit convention!"
by spence and leyd August 15, 2008
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"CLIT"AR

SEX POSITION: Male holds female both facing same direction in a skewed position angled away from his dominant hand. he than enters her doggy style, fingers her clitoris(with dominant solo hand), and tickles her armpit. All in the fashion of a heavy metal lead guitarist's shredding guitar solo.
EX: Dude, i totally "CLIT"ARED my suicidal goth chick last night after totally downing some bleach.

EX2: "Well, hello Jimmy! Autumn told me all about your raunchy hotness you two had last night. You've got my panties moist just thinking about it".
by Lil castro December 28, 2014
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clit wigglies

When your clit is so sensitive after sex that you cannot control the clit wigglies.
by vanisland August 28, 2006
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Clit Pickle

The term used to describe a very sour tasting, unpleasurable experience had by a person entering the genital area of an 'unwashed' woman. Usually after days or weeks of neglect the clitoris begins to become sour and tart tasting to the human tounge. Any attemt to place this object in one's mouth usually end up in a state of YUKKK!
After 2 hours of sweet talking, Rodney needed to orally satisfy Marcie before getting his carrot wet. So, without prior viewing, he went straight downtown, only to find out she had a ghastly clit pickle waiting for him. By then it was too late
by e-rips September 26, 2003
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clit masseuse

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.
Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!
by Suzie BostonKreme June 06, 2003
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clit-sack

When a chick ride your balls so hard, she moans and screams and you have to do nothing, but let your balls roll with her
Last night Daisy was riding me so hard. She hopped off my cock and rubbed her clit on my sack. It made her come for a few minutes...

"dude- you totally got clit-sacked! sweet!"
by lovintheclittyclit October 09, 2008
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