Delusional Clingy Fool

(Noun) A person who is so delusional that they are blind to everything around, especially pertaining to their relationships and/or own self. Actions include constantly wining, nagging, and crying, actions inappropriate for a persons age. Delusional Clingy Fools are so clingy that when confronted with their actions that are suffocating their relationships they cling on to whats left and start to beg for forgiveness. Beware of confronting Delusional clingy fools because when the evidence is clearly in front of them they will deny it all, like OJ did in his infamous trial.

Charles: Hey how are things with Mr. Chubon.
Alyse: Horrible I tried to break up with him and he begged me not to go!
Charles: Wow, what a Delusional Clingy Fool.

by Charles Aylse Macadangdang May 14, 2011

clingon

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

clinging

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.

" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "

by suckmyfingers69 January 31, 2009

Cling

An item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman's clitoris. Clit+Ring = Cling

"Dude, I went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. For whatever reason, I did not get anal last night. I'm confused."

by joneil01 May 27, 2009

chinga la migra

a phrase of hispanic origin used primarily by illegal immigrants and white kids who think that it's funny. Chinga la migra translates to "Fuck the police." Also "Fuck the border patrol."

Diego: What are you doing back in Juarez, Manolo?

Manolo: I got picked up by la migra, ese, the day before payday.

Diego: Man, Chinga la migra. Pinche putos.

by El Ojo July 28, 2008

chingawa

Mexican phrase: To be impressed or suprised.

When Roberto showed Cruz the new rims on his lowrider Cruz smiled and said "chingawa mang".

by Barkovi December 12, 2010

clingy duo

TommyInnit + Tubbo.

Hell, the clingy duo are back bombing the fuck out of another orphanage.

by PlayMakeReview June 28, 2021