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African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
by Dick Ed November 9, 2012
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THE G0D CLIMB = HIGH HOPES

THE G0D CLIMB = HIGH HOPES as note that but a lot of our problem we have is to havev be a n the PANIC ROOM (IN PANIC SPACE) to believe and furthermore even your proselytizers question the belief when they CLIMB THE HILL they are really aching for their CREATIVE explanation too and the AFTERMATH OF MORTALITY as henceforth , what is worse is being with the wrong company as they can come up empty.
by METE MEAT MEET September 2, 2021
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Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.
dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice
by king-juju December 10, 2019
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Rock Climbing

Drug Terminology often used in personal ads referring to smoking crack. As opposed to skiing which refers to cocaine.
Hot couple looking for a third into rock climbing and group sex.
by UrbanSuperMan January 28, 2008
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Climate Change

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
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Social Climber

Nothing but bitches that get up two-faced, start hating, and all that stupid shit that they do so they can get on top of da social society! These fuckers would do anything to get to da top of da 'popular stats'!
Why you talking shit now huh? ..You used to be my home girl, now you just a social climber!
by BabyTiffany May 30, 2004
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Porch Climber

A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.
"DAMNNNNNNN that porch climber is still poppin bottles!"
by nuckingfutss August 19, 2011
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