Carni

The carnival but it's run by pikies and it's a complete shithole £4 for hook a duck and you win a crappy little goldfish that dies the next day anyway

Oie britney you coming down the carni tommora

by Mad dog maddo July 3, 2016

carnage

awesomeness, chaotic chill, far beyond all phatty

Nyarl: Remember when Sulphur posted, in the before-time?
Faun: :lol total fucking memory carnage

by heh March 25, 2003

Carnegie

To use the magical powers from Dale Carnegie's HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE to obtain what you want. To be polite is not Carnegie. Carnegie is only employed with a plan.

-Man how did you pull in three asses at the same time last night?

-Carnegie

by the power broker December 28, 2011

carnes

Adjective. To have the appearance or demeanor of a carnie (carnival worker). A person that is not employable in an office setting. Best chance for employment is as a tilt o whirl operator or a stable cleaner at a county fair.

That girl with the pigtails is totally carnes.

by Cooper45 July 14, 2006

carnicle

a person with huge penis, like a forrest but bigger

look at that forrest, no its a carnicle

by daterape2.0 March 16, 2010

carn't

A slang way to say can't.

I carn't help you.

by Ralphus April 23, 2004

carnalval

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.

I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.

by papermachete November 7, 2005