blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

Clam-Jam

-noun, verb, clam jamming, clam jammed

1) noun.
A gathering that is predominantly female. The opposite of sausage fest.

2) noun. (clam-jammed)
A female cock block

Example 1: The Lilith Fair music festival is a giant clam-jam.

Example 2: I almost hooked up with that girl last night, but I got clam-jammed by her friend.

by Mestas October 7, 2011

bearded clam

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

by uban pervert June 28, 2003

clam smacking

This is what my friends and I like to call "Lady Sex". Basically it's dirty lesbian sex. Also see "Clam Smacker"...One who does the clam smacking.

"Last night this hot chick came over and we were totally clam smacking"

by Vatcher February 14, 2007

clam farm

A place where the ratio of women to men is extremely high.

see also: cock farm

Trisha's baby shower was a total clam farm.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

Tickle the Clam

Act of female masturbation

Mary liked to "Tickle the Clam" in the kitchen while her parents watched

by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010

Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.

Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!

by Oppozy November 12, 2009