Chick Clicked

1. The realization by a heterosexual woman that another woman has viewed her online dating profile.

2. The realization by a heterosexual woman that another woman is checking her out.

Similar: See "dude viewed" for men.

I signed on to Match.com, but so far only 3 people have clicked on my profile, and one of them was a girl. I got chick clicked!

by Olivoso December 17, 2009

click clacker

n. - television remote control

I already looked in the couch and I still can't find the click clacker.

by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Clam clacker

Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.

Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!

by Shoein machine sheen March 6, 2017

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.

Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004

cracked out

a basic labeling for anyone who is either retarded from the night before, or won't stop talking to the point where you break their teeth. or a kid who's on too much adderall

"you cracked out little bitch"
"he's so cracked out"

by reid February 13, 2005

clackey

One who uses Crystal meth.

That man in the big sweater and on the mountain bike is a clackey.

by Bethany & Tad October 14, 2007