Chromebook

A laptop that is a waste of money. It's the type of laptop that you will give to your kid if you dislike him.
Chromebooks are just as good as a brick. All chromebooks and do is be used as a working device and can be best used as a destruction table. Please people, If you want something that will help you game, get a windows 10 or a Macbook. They can do everything that a Chromebook can do and there a 1000 times better than this, i dont even know what to call it.

Mom: Okay son, what do you want for Christmas?
Son: A new HP Chromebook.
Mom: I knew I shouldn't have adopted this human being. "HONEY, WHERE IS THE PAPERWORK?"

by anonymous September 6, 2021

Chrom

Simply the best Fire Emblem character in existence. He's definitely a little gay but thats ok!

Chrom is my favorite FE Lord

by Mystic Falchion December 18, 2021

Chromohomonium

giving you’re homie head so good he collapses and fucking dies

Did you hear that brad just died

Mf died of chromohomonium, im so jealous

by Deaffish August 22, 2022

Chrome Doming

To strike some one over the head with a shiny object, such as a metal pipe,

"I swear im gonna end up Chrome Doming that guy..."

by 10TP October 21, 2022

chrome boat

The act of using tin-foil to smoke methamphetamine. The user will cut or rip an elongated section of tin-foil, then slightly crease the middle of the foil strip, lengthwise. This creates a channel for the heated, liquefied methamphetamine to flow. Resulting in a shape that resembles the hull of a boat.

"Hey, I have to work the graveyard shift tonight, I need a chrome boat to help get through the night."

by Greaser13 November 20, 2022

Chromebook gaming

when you somehow unblock sites on your school chromebook, so you decide to go on now.gg and play roblox in school.
( this was done on a guajome chromebook)

Friend 1 "I'm chromebook gaming!" Friend 2 "cool!"

by Kid from guajome December 7, 2022

Chrome OS

Possibly one of the worst fucking operating systems ever. It's exactly like linux. It can't run anything. This shit is mostly used by schools who cant afford windows 7.

Person 1: Hey, lets play roblox!
Person 2: Uhh... I can't because I'm on the shitty Chrome OS.

by theincredibleguy January 19, 2023