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Chocolate Swipe

A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up
My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress
by Castle42 May 30, 2020
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Chocolate Muncher

Jack: "what's wrong?"
Ethan: "My racist dad found out I'm a chocolate muncher."
by Shm0ker February 2, 2022
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Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.
Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.
by IanMichG February 10, 2009
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Strata Chocolata

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!
by oMogwai August 13, 2010
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Emergency chocolate bar

The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.

Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.
by ChocolateGirl01 January 16, 2011
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Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
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chocolate salty balls

a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls
by RMG October 27, 2004
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