christing

Adj. Non-secular. Shortened adjectival form of "Jeeeesus Christ!" Producing irritation, frustration, or annoyance on a Biblical level.

Jim: "Quit standing around and help me carry this, dude - all this plywood is christing heavy!"
James: "Aw, don't be a christing whiner, Jim."

by killthespider May 2, 2011

chasing rabbits

doing something totally irrelevant or being distracted from what you intend to do

I was trying to write my paper, but I wound up chasing rabbits on Wikipedia for a few hours instead.

by emilyfunction February 15, 2010

Your bitch is choosing

When a female with a boyfriend or husband or any significant other chooses another man outright without any second thoughts. Cheating without the need to creep.

Damn my nigga your bitch is choosing, i seen her with that other nigga kissing and shit.

by killatello February 21, 2011

Cheating

doing homework, without all of the work and thinking

Making school a hell of a lot easier

by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005

casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 5, 2011

Cheating

Looking at another bitch.

Cheating is when a person looks at another person of their preference that is not their significant other. Eg: Tiffany was walking down the street with her boyfriend and there was an attractive famale passing by and she turns to Andrew and says "you looked at her! We're through!" She then later posts all over her social media that he is a dirty lying cheater.

by Sk sk sk sk sk March 30, 2017

Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011