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Chimmerz

(n) A subhuman creature from the land of Fubnaria. They are known to posess a witch laugh and make life difficult. That have an odd fascination with polish people.
Brandon: Dude, look at that Chimmerz hittin' on that polish guy! Maddddddd dome!

Chimmerz: Yip Yip!
by Chimmerz March 1, 2010
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Chimmers

My friend Tim who works at Apple...and lets you know over and over and over. Has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a cassanova and maybe he is. BUTTTT he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. So we use to call him Timmers but now its Chimmers.

Also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.
Matt: sup chimmers
Tim: Yo, i work at Apple
Matt: I know
Tim: apppplle..soo cool\
Matt: yes
Tim: Me Apple lovers
Matt: =yanks on chin hair-
Tim: APPLE..i mean OUCH
by history753 February 23, 2005
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Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.
I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.
by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004
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chimpado

The part of your belt that sticks out past your pant loop.
You notice someone has their belt sticking out unusually long and you exclaim
"You have a very large chimpado"
by Crim Light July 23, 2008
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Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.
The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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chimjaju

Chimjaju is the rare evolution of Chimchar, an already exceedingly worthless pokeman from the popular childrens card game, pokemon. Chimjaju evolves when your Chimchar fails so hard it delevels to level 1, evolving into Chimjaju. Chimjaju can't learn any moves but special, self-inflicting moves. Chimjaju can't even say it's own name like other pokemons can, showing it's utter stupidity. In fact, when you call your Chimjaju, it will respond with "wtf?" Chimjaju's are quite common and can be found in relatively Asian high schools, and you are advised to kill them on sight if you don't have pokeballs to subjugate them.

Additionally, a Chimjaju is so stupid it's intellect rivals the epic failure of the tomonori. Fortunately, Chimjaju's cannot breed, and are in fact just degenerate monkeys that lack any real central nervous system. Rest assured, I did not hear you like Chimjaju's.
Ash: Alright! I caught a Chimjaju
Misty/may/other female sluts like Brock or throwaway characters : But you already have at least 20.
Ash : Yes, but I like to send them to professor Oak.
Oak : Little shit! I did your mom!...i really did.
Ash : Enjoy your herpes.
Oak : what?
Ash : Sorry i meant AIDS.
Oak : oh good.
by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx January 13, 2009
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Chimmoura

noun: A chimmoura (English pronunciation/tʃɪməˈrə/) is a creature that inhabits naturally formed or artificially built caves,tunnels and chambers, located under metropolitan subways, undergrounds, tunnels etc. The biological origin of the specie is unknown, however there are rumors that it is the result of a genetic mutation caused by a chemical reaction from a mixture of extremely radioactive toxic waste and human excrement.
The chimmoura is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small chimp, has slightly extended hands and strongly lengthened fingers and nails. According to testimonies, this chemically induced biological creation, has a surprisingly similar behavior to that of homo-sapiens and does not display any signs of aggression. The majority of the eyewitness reports would describe an almost identical experience - the creautre was attempting to trick the humans into giving it something - food, objects even money. Eventually, the given objects reappeared back after a while.

adj: izzchimmouren /iztʃɪməˈren/
To be/get izzchimmouren, as to give something for 3 days, and then get it back in 30.
"OMG! What is this thing comign out of the trench?"
"Don't worry, it's just a chimmoura!"

"I lent Stoney 30 bucks for 3 days, about a month ago. What's with the delay?"
"You got izzchimmouren, dude!."

"I got a new job offer but I think it's a pyramid scheme. What's your opinion?"
"Yeah dude, you will be izzchummouren! The company is fake."
by roBHoTo January 24, 2014
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