chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

by Yyachub May 13, 2008

Chimi-cheesers

When you eat a lot of chimichangas or other Mexican food with lots of cheese, and develop a case of hot, runny farts along with painful cramps, and often diarrhea.

After eating two platefuls of enchiladas last night I woke up with the chimi-cheesers.

by Wolfgang Sebastian von Weber August 2, 2009

Chimney-Blast

While taking a shit with a loose fitting shirt, you catch a waft of your own stinky-poo-gas that runs up the perfectly formed "chimney" of your shirt.

Jay, I was taking a massive dump on my lunch break and while looking for the corn I had last night, all of a sudden I got Chimney-Blasted!

by The Blaster Disaster December 2, 2010

ChimiLeaks

When a friend publicly exposes information that you have told them in strict confidence without any provocation. Named after a famed provocateur who has since moved to Uzbekistan to escape conviction.

My girlfriend had no idea I smoked weed with a couple of friends at the movies only to be exposed by Chimileaks three years later at a informal lunch.

by Gypsy-Skater December 15, 2016

chimal

the best last name to have if you are Mexican. it is defined as the Mexican shield

ohhhh dam you are definitely a chimal

by #IAMGOD February 13, 2018

Chimp

To violently attack or maul something or someone, in a manner similar to a chimpanzee. Typically involves breaking bones, biting and mutilation of digits and appendages.

“Yo, did you hear about the researcher who got killed by chimpanzees?”

“Yeah, they chimped him real bad. Took off his dick and balls.”

by Moyai🗿🗿🗿 March 13, 2022

Chimp Pimpin’

Somethings just cool af…..but even cooler

“I did a back flip over a pile of rusted chainsaws, turned on, lit on fire.”

“That’s chimp pimpin’ man”

by ZCC22703 September 3, 2022