Cheeto Dick

An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)

"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"

by My Third Leg, Knee Grows Knows March 20, 2003

Flamin Cheetofinga

(v) There is two steps needed to pull of a stunt like this.
First you must eat a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos, perferbly with lime for that extra kick. Next, the most important step, you must not wash the hands, for maxium affect. Then you stick your finger in an unsuspecting partners ass.

Last night a gave a lovely young women the Flamin Cheetofinga and she loved every minute of it

by AntBone January 2, 2006

Big Cheeto

Big Cheeto - President 45 also known as Trump, best identifies by his hallmark unnaturally orange fake bake/spray tan.

“Omg look at this! Trump is ORANGE”

“That Big Cheeto needs to lay off the fake bake. Just think. There’s a tanning bed in The White House. How embarrassing.”

by wordexperienced January 17, 2019

Purple Cheeto

It's when a guy has a curved dick.

Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.

by Costanzo89 October 5, 2007

chester cheeto

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina

he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto

by KerminSR September 4, 2006

Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.

Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!

by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009