butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.

Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.

by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023

cheebiewah

A small fictional animal the ranges from the size of a kitten to the size of a camel. And is pinkish black.

Also they live underground and only come out after a apocylyps

look at the cheebiewah, i wish i had one as a pet

by cheebiewah April 2, 2004

cheedel

a penis that is a chode and a needle dick at the same time

THis guy brought me home from a dinnner and wanted to have sex, but after he pulled out his 2-inch cheedel i told him no

by will a.k.a. gerth lord July 8, 2007

Cheedums

1. A person who for all intents and purposes cannot possibly hope to be superior to any one person in any field.

2. Someone who makes every mistake possible, throws countless interceptions, drives like an incredible crash dummy, and gets into relationships with girls who have kids.

3. See jerk-off.

"Hey Mike is a real Cheedums"
"What makes you think that?"
"He makes decisions like a retarded baby."

by Doot McGoot March 28, 2009

Cheechen

The act of smoking reefer in resembalence to Cheech from Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke.

Hector: Hey vato where you at?
Juan: Im at my cribo cheechen fool.
Hector: Orale!

by El_Sancho April 16, 2009

cheeco

a dog's name usually used in Russia

man: here, cheeco come here!!
dog: bark bark!!!

by yo broder September 3, 2009

Cheechov

A person who is shaped like a tooth pick or a Q-tip. Often resembling a sack of potatoes or a french fry when one is drunk. Also a person who find new and different ways of hurting them self

How did you get that dent in you head?

I got it last night while being a Cheechov

by bigslow June 16, 2010