I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

knob cheek

The act of slapping ones unerected penis against another person's face cheek.

Person A - As payback for punching me i'm going to knob cheek you endlessly until you can't feel your face.
Person B - No NO NOOOOOO

by mentaljon November 9, 2010

ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

by Jake March 5, 2005

my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

tongue cheek'd

The actual act of a person having their face very close to another person's face (cheek to cheek).

One person will press their tongue (moving) inside their cheek causing a bulge that will be touching the other person's cheek, making them feel very awkward, weird, and slighty creeped out

A new form of rape and/or assault.

BOB TONGUE CHEEK'D SALLY!!!

by Anonymous MSS January 17, 2010

butt cheek buddy

Butt cheek buddies are good friends who even though some shit sometimes comes between them, they always come back together.

Friend 1: You know, sometimes you really have your head up your ass.

Friend 2: Yeah, I know. You want another beer, butt cheek buddy?

by Woodmont Willie July 3, 2010

butt cheek baggage

When a girl is wearing short shorts and her butt is hanging out of the bottom

Look at a waitress at hotshots. She definitely had butt cheek baggage!

by mattaubi March 22, 2015