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A charva is a person of limited intelligence that are found in all parts of britain, not just newcastle. They wear tracksuits mainly but have latley invested in some "Proper belter" designer sportswear. They get drunk easily but brag about the amount that they do drink. Theyre all on drugs and most of them have kids by the time they're fifteen. They are mainly located on street corners or attempting to steal your car (I'd go check about now)they talk way too loudly and swear loads just to make themselves seem big to their so called "friends" Theire friends being people they fight with the most. They hate anyone who isn't a charva because they're afraid of change and are extremely paranoid. Being charva isn't somehitng that happens, it's a way of life. So go get your dole money pet and stop swearin at my gran
"Fookin 'ell a ye fookin daft, gan get a wesh ye manky goffick ya ......waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by GravyHavok August 2, 2003
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chava

coming from Sunderland there r a hell of a lot of chavas hangin round the streets. They wear fake burberry, fake berghaus, fake rock port stuff. They all smoke, can only afford the cheapest cidre and say "whooooooo ya tarkin tee?" everytime they c sum tht isnt another chava. Also they r all gay
arghhhhhh!! A chava!!! Burn it!!!! Kill it quikly!!! Before i get a disease!!!
by miller January 2, 2004
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Chavvers

Idiots. Chavvers are the guys (or girls) that stand around on corners yelling abuse then, shat themselves when you stop and turn around. Most Chavvers listen to R 'n' B (very repetative music which is often about sex or drugs and doesn't make sense) and think that 50 cent is "hard" and Vauxhall Novas, Addidas, Cheap beer and tracksuits are "well phat"(means good in chav speak) All Chavvers will say they lost their vaginity at like 10 or 11 years old when actually they dont have genitalia, (I put it down to some sort of mis-breeding) and have only ever seen it in a porn vid on the internet or from staring at other people in the changing rooms or in the toilets. Bet you knew this corner! Chavvers can't spell if you ask them to spell their name, they'll write something like "xXx" or "Da Man".
When a group of chavvers start yelling abuse at you, turn round and walk towards them, if they have not run away by the time you get there go to the head chavver (easy to distinguish usually hides behind others when you approach) and say "Boo!" then they will run.
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charva

A person that likes to wear cheap, baggy sportswear. They often have names like Darren or Dean and live on run down council estates. There are a large number of 'Charvas' in places like Leeds, Manchester or Newcatsle. Charvas tend to listen to 'bangin' tunes and love to hear tunes such as Clubmix 2000. Charvas often drive old Vauxhall Novas with oversized spoilers, that make them look incredibly stupid. The charva has a very limited vocabulary that includes words such as: Crank, Slink and Fucking.
"I'll snap ya jaw, you fuckin crank"!!!
by Will Marshall December 18, 2003
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