Christian

One who redifines Man. His Talents and abilitiies have paved ways the and inspired the likes of George Washington, Popeye, pod, and tarzan. His hair is the secret key ingredient useed in Kevlar and all victorious secret butterfly panty Christimas Catalog 2014. cretseDeveloped the pythaorgoreum theorem along with the true inventor The colonels's secret orginal recipe chicken. He spends his nights mainly exhausted from runnning through mccluskey's personal clitter twitter oh oh oh files.... HIs Teabag sets solar eclipses over McCluskey land.. Father of Beaowulf. Man child destined to reverse the current New world order. Not really the most useful household person, but will hack your shit like c.j.'s yellow banana hammock panties and slip n slide times...... just know.. none of this can't be talked about..

Wow... christian... future's so bright... gotta wear panties..

Christian by dirtyleg May 10, 2013

Christian

Christian is a guy who is exceptionally slow. He has the most amazing blue eyes you've ever seen. He can be extremely sweet when he wants to be, but he also has a very loud and obnoxious personality. He's not a fighter by nature, but he wont back down if someone pisses him off. He always know how to put a smile on your face, no matter what mood your in. He's a bit of a perv, but it's one of the things you'll love most about him. He's a pretty short guy, but his handsome face will make up for the lost height. He has a beautiful smile, sported with braces that he's had since he was a middle schooler. He'll alway be there for you. He's not good with relationships, but he'll be the best friend you'll ever have if you let him. He'll pop into your life unexpectantly , but you can't get rid of him once you meet him. Not that you'd want too any ways.

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Christian is amazing.

Christian by Brown eyed girl. August 23, 2011

Christian

A person who has accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's all one must do to become a Christian. Contrary to popular belief, most Christians are tolerant and realistic people. However, only the hypocritical ones get publicized, due to the media loathing anything relating to God and/or family values. Yes, many Christians go to church, but the most reasonable ones don't force it upon others. Christians enjoy personal relationships with Jesus and don't really belong in an "organized religion" as the media implies. Reasonable Christians get really mad when other Christians act hypocritical or rude to other people.

Christian: Hey, what's up? Let's hang out, or go to the movies sometime. Or go to the mall, whatever's good :)
Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country.
Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know.
Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic.
Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay?
Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try.
*they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*

Christian by MissCaliBrownie April 7, 2010

Christian

Christian is a smart, intelligent, kind and caring person who will always have your back. Christian doesn't have much of a temper, but when he's angry, he'll make sure you won't do it again. Christian can however swing for both teams but it all depends on the person. He/She is extremely cute and everyone has a crush on them at least once.

Person 1: Who's that cute boy over there?
Person 2: Oh him? That's Christian.
Person 1: Well he's kinda cute~

Christian by Gold solace September 2, 2016

Christian

An outgoing, fun, positive guy who you can have a laugh and act stupid towards each other with. He is also the guy that will guide you and listens to you through good and bad timings. He is special and worth talking to.

Christian is legitimately cool like damn

Christian by DatDopeKiddo May 16, 2016

Christian

A very sexy, athletican, and funny young man.

That christian is super sexy.

Christian by Jimjimbobby July 3, 2016

Christian

The sexiest man to live on this earth. I wish i had a christian for myself. Common known to have a huge cock. known for girls to be all over him. sometimes shy and he likes hugging people

1. I wish i had a christian
2. He is such a christian

Christian by Anonymous;p December 13, 2016