camera whore

person that takes an excessive amount of pictures of onself

also known as a "Christopher Dean Miranda"

Person 1: Woooowww this kid takes way too many pictures of himself....such a camera whore.
Person 2: I know! He is such a Christopher Dean Miranda.

by imnotlyingthisisthetruth October 14, 2011

castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006

camerambush

When that guy with the camera sneaks up on you and takes a picture before you're ready, leading to a horrible photograph.

Guy: How come your the picture of you on facebook looks so scared?
Girl: Ugh. This douche came up and camerambushed me. What a creeper.

by Yosty January 10, 2009

cameraman pact

when you and a buddy agree that should one of you wanna make a sex tape, the other videotapes it

the sullivan-genitals coonnection made a cameraman pact last week

by captain a-rab January 4, 2009

camera job

Placing the lens of a camera in a girl's vagina and, using the zoom function, proceed to fuck her.

Did you get to finger bang Stacy?

No, but she let me give her a camera job.

by ScottieCampbell May 24, 2009

camera balls

what you call someone when their balls get bigger when the camera is on them, somebody that acts tougher when the camera is watching.

that ghetto girl nene has got some big camera balls

by korndog September 25, 2009

Cameran

A sweeet, loving boyfriend who cares and isn’t afraid to show it. He’s funny but will never compliment himself. He’s crazy and does dumb things but always bounces back. Never ever wears a shirt cuz deep inside he knows he’s sexy as fuck. Has deep brown eyes that make you just fall deeper in love with him. Loves food almost as much as he loves his woman and would do anything to make her happy.

Person 1 “wait your dating cameran? no way!”

by camsbabygirl😘 January 30, 2019