Carson

A premium douchebag who will always drink and get high.

Yo, is he smoking?
Oh yeah, I forgot he is a Carson

by Ghetthatass_asap December 22, 2018

Carson

This term is used for males who ussually brag about there sexual life constantly , which in reality consists of receiving nudes from 10 year old girls. The majority of his time is spent jacking off and telling people he can’t hangout because he’s “busy”. This male is usually so horny he gets arroused by the slightest bit of skin on a female. Male can usually be seen wearing some gay ass clothes. Do not confuse this for a Cameron or a caden, the key difference is the signature “fuckboi” haircut. This males sexuality varies from homosexual to heterosexual so take caution when around a “carson”

Why is that dude staring at my little sister! What a carson.

by MysteriousGuyNextDoor2 December 6, 2017

Carson

A white male that is a homosexual and likes it in the ads

Carson: hey I like it in the ads
Everyone: no one cares

by Danyel002 😂😂😂 July 13, 2017

adam carson

Kickass drummer for the sock-rockin' band AFI. He is a pirate, and will own your soul if you're not careful.

"Adam The Pirate Carson will take over the world and own you."

by IreneG July 15, 2008

girl carson

Bitch you don't wanna mess with a girl carson cause she's pissed she got a boy name. She's fiery and insecure, sorta pretty too. She tries to be a good friend though

You don't wanna be a girl carson in a bad situation.

by Interesting banana March 5, 2015

Carson-wentzism

A type of disease that makes NFL quarterbacks throw 2 interceptions a game for the rest of their career.

Cam Newton picked up a serious case of carson-wentzism while on the patriots.

by Rstoloff June 21, 2021

carson and emma

The most 'on-again-off-again' couple you'll ever meet. They both go to you after every break-up.

"I heard Carson and Emma broke up.. again."

by notalizard January 5, 2018