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Carecourt

Carecourt is just like caretruck or carepolice and means when someone is going to fill in a stupid/idiotic complain the carecourt will handle it. Mostly used in an ironic context.
I feel e-violated somewhat...
>Fill in a complain at the carecourt.
by tttommeke May 15, 2008
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Carpe Peeum

The act of seizing the bathroom before someone else does.
"Hey Kevin, you'd better carpe peeum before my dad gets in there"
by Courtneycakesduhhh June 10, 2010
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carpetflumper

A carpetflumper is one, disregarding the intent of the mistake, who spills bong water by either tilting the bong too much or merely releasing the device entirely, resulting in the dispersal of bong water amongst a perfectly clean carpet.
Thus, the act is of course called "carpetflumping".

A less terse explanation is provided in the experience below.
Victim: Aye Duncan, hurry up and rip this shit.
( Inexperienced undertaker commences bowl rip, which was deemed too large for the capacity of his lungs, causing him to blow into the bong. This causes the bowl itself to become a projectile due to the burst of bongwater forcing its escape to the only other exit of the device. Water then settles into the carpet and eminates an aroma so dank, it immediately envelops Duncan in a feeling of embarrassment as his dignity flees the scene. )
Victim: Dammit, Duncan. You're a fucking carpetflumper.
by BaronDeMarathon November 17, 2011
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carpetjacking

Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.
Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.
by kimar September 23, 2013
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carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!
by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015
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carpet dick

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.
Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!
by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017
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Carpet Fairy

Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.
Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
by Technium February 21, 2018
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