cardboard booty

When a girl has an ass as flat as cardboard...

Look at Chloe, she has a "cardboard booty".

by Klymaxed March 10, 2016

cardiomelanosis

Any condition of a black heart.

The man had to have his heart replaced due to cardiomelanosis

by Carlyyc July 23, 2016

Cardrobe

The art of throwing clothes in a car

Wow what a nice cardrobe

by Mr.clark123 June 2, 2016

Cardestrian

Another species on our roads other than cyclists that are under the illusion that it is ok to take up a whole lane going at 25km/h or slower. These are called "Cardestrians". They are basically a pedestrian in theory who believe they are a vehicle. These poor creatures believe they are entitled to take up a whole lane of a road, street, car park or drive through without a care in the world. Unfortunately, the $500 excess for their insurance won't cover death in a hospital as they will be dead from the vehicle impact from a Car, truck or Semi. Unless the "Cardestrian" weighs in excess of 500 kilos and can travel up to 110km/h, they are urged to stay to the paths they were given by the state government and local councils. Their wish, in due course, is to become a fully fledged Toyota Hylux.

"Is that an over-obsessed Pokemon player with a distinct lack of direction and care?? No, they are too old, must be another delusional Cardestrian."

"Oh look, that Cardestrian is breaking the 100km/h freeway speed limit!! And here is that bacon shower that was forecasted by the Beaurau of meteorology."

by Lacrajo August 4, 2016

cardboard whore

A prostitute that caters exclusively to homeless people. Normally used as an insult for a nasty women but can Be used for nasty men.

Don't touch me you cardboard whore.

by KuBandit March 17, 2017

cardboard bill

Small dick, ugly, tries to steal hot guys girls.

He is totally a cardboard bill

by Mr.fricked ur bitch April 10, 2017

cardeen

Smart, courageous, protector, supporter, and great companion. You'll be lucky to have Cardeen as a partner. He's make a wonderful family man with someone that's as courageous such as a fellow like himself. If you get lucky enough to catch a Cardeen of your own, hold on tight because you my dear have caught one of the best there is to find.

Cardeen is awesome! He help us get everything done that we needed to have our event.

by Tink😘30 May 19, 2017