Caly Valence

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Something from heaven

Angel. Caly Valence

by CrackaJones January 1, 2012

calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.

Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already

by Slothnads May 17, 2015

Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

caleyia

Beautiful, Smart, Usually thick and has a nice head on there shoulders. Help people, understanding, and emotional

Caleyia means beautiful

by LeLe Baddish March 16, 2017

calyco

to be lowkey a fed,snitch,bitch

bro i swear jame a calyco.

by cae/dah/skary/dooh. June 4, 2017

callyshishka

a homo who designed a gay brand

callyshishka is gay

by callyshishka June 5, 2017

Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017