"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"
by kong winters March 16, 2007
The state that is universally hated on because of the fact that it offers more than any of the other ones. But its people are still nice enough to accept the haters who refuse to leave once they realize the awesomeness. This is why it is overpopulated and went from the state with Los Angeles and San Francisco, to the one with L.A. S.F. Oakland, San Diego, and San Jose. All that population brings in a lot of cultural diversity so you will find more types (and better quality) restaurants and food than any other place on Earth(even NYC). Another great thing is that you can go from the mountains to the beach in one day(I used to live there and Lake Tahoe is little less than a 4 hour drive from the Golden Gate Bridge). California also boasts some of the best sports teams in the nations history. Examples: 49ers (5 Superbowl wins, tied 2nd all time), Lakers (16 NBA championships, 2nd all time; 31 NBA championship appearances, most all time), UCLA men's college basketball (11 championships, most all time), USC college football (17 championships, tied 5th all time), San Francisco Giants (8 World Series wins, 4th all time)
by wafflezer May 31, 2016
Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.
by MicahD May 04, 2008
cociane
by rachel June 22, 2003
When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.
Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"
Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."
Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"
Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."
Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."
Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"
Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."
by SoCalDork October 05, 2010
by fonda January 09, 2005
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013