The caterpillar

The caterpillar is a bizzare sex position mainly practised in western parts of Africa. Much like fisting, it involves one partner inserting both his/her hands up into the vagina of their partner , right up to the wrist. A substantial amount of time must pass for the position to reach its penultimate stage ( typically 9 months ) of the partner opening his hand out as if holding up the gospel to the priest at mass. This symbolises the birth of a butterfly from a caterpillar - symbolising the ex-partner cleansing the vagina of his/her partner giving them permission to be penetrated by a new johnny vinjizzler.

David broke up with Áine last month and he finally gave her the caterpillar yesterday.

by Flappyman February 11, 2014

cater

to give or receive a serious ass whooping.

a word poularized in the 90's in the northern california region. almost like being served, but refers soley to beat downs. not some square ass teeny bopper dance moves.

1. chuck liddell catered tito's punk ass twice.

2. I hope you ate your wheaties cause I am going to cater you bitch.

by miggaty mac January 30, 2007

cuervo bloodbath

While a girl is on her period you let her urinate on you.

I had to shower after that cuervo bloodbath.

by Megatronsbitch July 25, 2008

caterbate

Masterbating to a cat

Hey bobby why do u have ur cat in the bathroom with you?
No reason
Were u caterbateing?!

by booby sucker35%&-' November 20, 2013

Caterpillared

When someone you're sharing a bed with rolls themselves up tightly into all the blankets.

You caterpillared all night last night and I was freezing!

by Annavyns June 4, 2014

caterfly effect

A caterfly effect occurs from the action of a cat affecting the surroundings and actions of humans which in turn creates a exponential reaction.

when a cat walks out into the street and a car swerves to avoid it and collides with a wall, later the female passenger dies leaving behind her husband.
He happens to be a major stock broker who suffers a nervous breakdown at work creating a crash in the stock market which affects a rare earth mine located in Africa by bankrupting the owning Chinese corporation eventually causing the economy of the African country to collapse.

The current refugee crisis for example can be traced back to a cat yawning creating a Caterfly effect.

by xarin3e July 20, 2016

catery

Catery – noun
/’keit(e)ri’
A business providing food which is prepared to personal tastes and exclusively available for pickup or delivery to offsite locations on both an individual and group basis (see Lunch Wired)

Lunch Wired is my catery of choice for office meetings or lunch at my desk.

by lunchguy March 11, 2017