concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

Reverse concussion

Then maybe your medulla hit your cerebellum and caused your wiseness automatically when your optic nerve activated your olfactory bulb

I got a reverse concussion, and now I’m wiser

by Skylar-xoxox June 11, 2018

slut concussion

When you're sucking a dick too hard and you knock yourself out on your partner's pelvis

She's still recovering from her slut concussion.

by Cowboy Bubbah May 2, 2019

Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 29, 2021

Unholy Confessions

A really good song by avenged sevenfold

"Dude did you listen to unholy confessions yet?"
"No you fucking metal nerd."

by Synyster Gates. September 3, 2023

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017