Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

by Joshwalla May 23, 2009

computering

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.

Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.

by TMMI July 12, 2008

computer widow

Term used to refer to the spouse of a vidiot.

Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.

by Katie-Ivan April 23, 2006

computer crackhead

A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.

People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.

Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!

Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.

Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.

by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009

Computer

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!

by dollarbill3585 October 4, 2013

fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.

The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.

by Nacho Party July 31, 2006

computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.

Computer science raped my GPA

by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003