Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020

Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me

by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024

Going commando

When smut jawn doesn't wear underwear under her skirt

Only smut jawns go comando

Going commando

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself January 22, 2024

commando tits

when someone with breasts wears something without a bra

"dude i always go commando tits for hookups"

by pussyenjoyer December 19, 2022

commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.

"Raz said she was going commando tits today"

by titslover December 20, 2022

Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)

On the fourth day, I was going commando.

by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.

I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.

by Lindylvr April 17, 2020