Bill Clinton

Some one who many call the first black president. One thing is true like most black husbands his wife would be better off without him.

Just when Hillary gets things going her way Bill Clinton does something stupid and sets her back.

by benth April 14, 2008

Clingex

A former girlfriend/boyfriend (mostly ex girlfriends) who you dumped but tries to keep being your friend to make themselves feel better about getting dumped. They wont leave you alone, to get rid of them you have to be an asshole and tell them to fuck off. Nice people are fucked because they end up actually becoming friends with them.

John: "Bro I dumped Sarah but she still texts me to hang out all the time, and always talks to me".
Tom: "Damn bro shes a real clingex".

by Bigman23 November 30, 2010

Clingey

When someone is constantly following you around like a puppy dog, and is to the point of making you and your friends cringe. It is pronounced Cliin-g

Man that chick is really clingey, get rid of her.

by sumpunkboi September 23, 2018

Clintonize

To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.

That Bourdain guy has gone too far, we gotta Clintonize him and fast...

by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020

e-clingy

When someone can't be clingy because they are too far away, and they repeatedly voice affection through instant messages.

She's being e-clingy tonight.

by The Tall Guy March 5, 2007

south clinton

found on the very tip of iowa known as the other side of the tracks b~kuz you have to go thru the viodocks(which we're tagged by every southside hoody as a rite of passage) to get there unless you're from southside then you cross the tracks also knonw for being dangerous not a place to be if you dont live there even the cops stayed away when i was a kid. just about to be a thing of the past as ADM grows and the houses fall

being from south clinton dont mean you live there now

by tami lampe October 18, 2008

pull a clinton

1. To state a lie as the truth.
2. Creating new definitions in your mind so you can always tell the whole truth about anything all of the time.
3. To tell an old truth and make it sound like a new truth.
4. Telling your spouse, your parents or a court that you didn't have sex (because even though you did, it was not sex by your secret personal definition).
ALSO: pulling a clinton, pulled a clinton

Example 1:
GUY1: I don't feel like goin' to work today.
GUY2: If you don't want to stay home, just pull a clinton.
GUY1: What's that?
GUY2: Call in and tell them you "'re" throwing up all over the place and feeling really sick.
GUY1: But I feel fine.
GUY2: But you really "were" sick and throwing up all over the place last Friday night! Right?
GUY1: Oh, just tell 'em the truth but nothing else.
GUY2: Spot on!

Example 2:
Wow, Hillary really pulled a great clinton with that uninsured Ohio lady "story" last week.

Exapmle 3:
GUY IN COURT: I didn't have ... sex ... with that woman .... (((guy in court just thinking to himself: well we didn't go all the way anyhow ... guess I'm pulling a Clinton)))

by M--B April 10, 2008