clawtrap

When a cat rolls onto its belly as though its wanting you to pet its belly. The cat has now turned into a Clawtrap.

Bob: "What happened to your hand?"
Marry: "Oh nothing, Mittens Clawtrapped me again."

by Springtrap July 8, 2015

Claw Machine

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.

Claw machines are fun

by Haroold November 18, 2018

Clawtism

The result of drinking yourself retarded on white claws.

Sarah: "Becky, you need to get your girl Katie out of my house. She's been acting retarded all night but then she started crying and now she's locked herself in the laundry room."

Becky: "Hey! She's not retarded you insensitive bitch. She's clawtistic."

Sarah: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My friend Allie suffers from clawtism as well."

by NoThruTrucks October 2, 2019

claza

Girl who thinks she’s hilarious by chatting about other people behind their back, but she is also the type a girl to drink water at a gaffer cause she hasn’t had a drink in her life. Chats about Dalo so much think she has a crush on the kid. she does need to lose a bit of weight aswell

Do you know claza?

Ye the girl who hangs out with 3rd years but doesn’t drink

by _barker_ November 2, 2019

Clawdience

When you’re sitting on the toilet, or taking a shower (you know, alone time) but the cat sits there and watches you.

Dude, I was trying to get some privacy while I shaved my balls in the shower but the cat and dog came in - I totally had a clawdience.

by Meg A Tron February 14, 2022

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline

Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?

by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011