CILF

Cougar I'd Like to Fuck

Holy shit, look at that cougar! She looks like one hell of CILF.

by Jamesbobond August 20, 2011

cillyfilly

A female (or gay man) who is knocked out by the towering acting ability, and the extraordinary looks, (at once chilling and sinister but tender and coquettish), of a certain small but perfectly formed Cillian Murphy.

Q. Are you a (cumberbitch)?

A. Yes, but of late I've become more of a cillyfilly

by jane gordon December 13, 2012

Cilver

The task of trying to put things in your bum while pooping

Today I went to the hospital because I tried to Cilver my cat

by Ned911 September 26, 2012

Cilledyocatbbich

Cilledyocatbbich is the ritual in which you kill someones cat. Make a pentagram in a circle on there car; place each limb in a arm on the star with the head in the middle. This most be done at 3:15 A.M. on a full moon butt naked with your friend. This act can also be done by making a dream-catcher out of the cat by making a circle with its intestines and its tended all leading to its head in the middle. You can use the dream-catcher to keep people out of your room when you sleep. You most then though dirt on the blood for 15 days until the new-moon comes. This ritual will curse your enemies and bless you. (This is a very common ritual for devout atheist, Jews, vampires, werewolf, Catholics, Mormons, Muslims, Buddhist, and even Hindus.)

Werewolf: Ware where you yesterday.

Vampire: O, I had a problem with my ex-girl fried so I performed Cilledyocatbbich To get back at here.

by dickman5000 February 9, 2014

Cilf

Coach I'd like to fuck

Damn, that Cilf from LQ Frosh's is fucking hot.

That LQ Frosh coach though, what a cilf.

by Dikel's Daughter January 29, 2015

cilantrotypical

Adjective. Like neurotypical, but with cilantro. Cilantrotypical means that the person in question tastes cilantro as "fresh" instead of soap-like. Cilantrotypical people have a hard time imagining how anyone could dislike cilantro.

Being cilantrotypical is a form of gastronomical privilege. A small percentage of the population is genetically predisposed to taste cilantro differently, and it tastes awful for us.

by prollygon September 9, 2015

cilrk

Guy who where's preppy cloths and thinks he is Destin To be superman but he is actually a low life choch who plays xbox all night.

Jake is a cilrk

by James is Thebes's May 20, 2017