Chris 

Once you meet him you think he is a good friend... but once you get to know him you'll know he's not. He is funny, but sometimes his jokes are cruel. He also likes to think good of himself so he lies and says that he has a girlfriend and that he slept with her even though he his only 12 years old. He is also a fat a** chicken nugget that is addicted to fortnite!! He is so cruel he told someone he wished there were dead because the other guy didn't forgive him!! All I have to say is that if you know a Chris... don't keep him

I don't ever want to meet a Chris again my life

Chris by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Chris 

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.

Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud

Chris by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019

Chris 

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

Chris by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

Chris 

(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.

Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?

Chris by stvpid coward October 5, 2019

Chris 

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.

Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care

Chris by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019

chris 

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.

Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass

chris by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

chris 

a nerd who plays gta for hours

"Your such a chris never getting off your xbox"

chris by BOBthejumper December 27, 2019