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Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
mugGet the Chimp oneself redmug.

Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
mugGet the Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Assmug.

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever
Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
mugGet the chimp that can talkmug.

Chimp

Oi Ben your a chimp
by Sprags going down 123 June 16, 2020
mugGet the Chimpmug.

rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl
Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”
by Pulvie March 29, 2019
mugGet the rip a chimpmug.

Chimp

The chimp done fucked up!!!
by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025
mugGet the Chimpmug.

Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.
by SoapsOn June 13, 2021
mugGet the Sea Chimpmug.

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