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Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
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Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
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Pimp Chimping

A combination of just chilling and giving no fucks whatsoever
by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022
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chimp

a person that acts like a monkey and is darker skined but still white
landon and daniel are both chimps. daniel and landon are both acting like chimps today
by chimp man 67 February 25, 2022
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Chimp

they drown in water
In water, chimps will drown
by TheA6Max January 2, 2021
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CHIMPS

"CHIMPS" are Police Community Support Officers or PCSOs. Due to the fact that they "Can't Help In Most Police Situations". Everyone knows that PCSOs can't really do much because they aren't actually Police Officers at all.
Person 1: Look over there at that huge group of CHIMPS by the shop being unhelpful.
Person 2: What on earth are CHIMPS?
Person 1: They are PCSOs, you know, because they Can't Help In Most Police Situations.
Person 2: You're right, they can't.
by AredUK November 22, 2016
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Chimp

•A man that thinks himself in a dominant position over women in hopes of satisfying their inferiority complex, without the male being able to bring anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on male dominance usually as a result for having a fungi infected dick.

•A man that prides himself with "Masculinity" in hopes of trying to make themselves feel better for all things they're lacking and women look for in a man.

•A square who thinks they have game by thinking themselves better than those who are real men yet are clearly lacking in all areas required to please a female.

The perfect example of a "Chimp" Man would be:

The steroid infected man at the gym that hits his head whenever he doesnt manage to "lift" enough,

The typical white kid that punches the wall when he's mad,

Most meth addicts with erectile dysfunction.
"Yoh dawg look at that Chimp, what's he doing out the zoo" says every person looking to the musclehead acting like he's better than the next person.

"Fuck, don't you just hate it when men are such Chimps" most women.

"Damn did that Chimp just hit his girlfriend?" -Dude 1
"Yeah bro, he's gonna break his hand that way" Dude 2 referring to the skinny-ass methhead that looks constipated.
by wikimaniac April 7, 2020
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