They can keep it

Expression used to denote ones depressive, apathetic attitude toward their work. Usually, it expresses your inability to change anything and your inevitable departure from said job.

Example 1:

Guy 1: "Did you get the memo? I guess they're taking money back because they overpaid us $600 for per diem on that business trip last week."

Guy 2: "They can keep it. In fact, they should take more of my money. Who needs college tuition? Not my kids."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "You hear, man, we have to stay late again because the boss can't get her shit strait."

Guy 2: "She can keep it. In fact, she should take more of my nights. I don't mind missing my sons' birthday."

Guy 1: "It's hers. She can have it."

by simpledude March 24, 2010

southern can

Rear-end

I'll kick you in your southern can

by download13 July 18, 2010

can tab

When someone gives you a can tab with the middle still intact it means that person thinks youre hot and has a crush on you. You should feel very special if you receive a can tab.

Yo dude that new girl just gave me a can tab, i think im gonna ask her out!

by haileyyy :) June 30, 2021

can box

a musical instrument used to beat Howie G in a board game

Tomba happily played his can box.

by gaa barry gary September 30, 2004

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.

Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.

by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017

can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

by cookie137 August 14, 2011