callum 

a dumbass who shits on himself and makes explicit content voices

oh my god callum just shit on himself

callum by fghgfghgfcvbhgh April 25, 2023

Callum 

Callum

A person that probably should've been a cumstain on the sheets

being defined
Did you see callum yesterday, he definitely should've been a cumstain on the sheets

Callum by Callum Harteveldt May 13, 2023

Callum 

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (<16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?" "yeah its damn well that kiddie fiddler"

Callum by orbiixt May 26, 2023

Callum 

Used to describe a menace to society. A vulgar word. Commonly used within groups during therapy, in replacement of triggering-words. (However, this has become a triggering word as well.) For example, used to describe one who obtains people's ip and works at boston pizza amongst other places.

Person 1: "You're such a Callum! You work constantly and only live out of spite!"
Person 2: "Well, you're such a.. KC!"

Callum by intothewoodswithoutregretyou July 4, 2023

Callum 

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich

dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas

Callum by jimmycenas July 9, 2023

Callum 

When questioned on the topic of football, becomes as useful as an underwater fire station (Nee-Naw)

Person A- "Callum, who won the 2007 Ballond'Or?"
Callum-"Pele",(says with chest, and fully believes he is 100% correct

Callum by steve keyboard man August 2, 2023

Callum 

absolutely rubbish fortnite player

yo have you seen callum
yea he’s absolutley rubbish at fortnite

Callum by anonymous November 12, 2023