calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010

Callan

wh0re

cheating cock sucker

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

Callahoe

You can always find the creature Callahoe very early in the morning. He is recognizable by his chicken legs and old mans hat. Callahoe usually arrives quietly and unoticed.

"Coquette was attacked unexpectedly by Callahoe."

by Lord Rodericus August 17, 2003

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005

Callahaned

The act of getting so wasted that one pukes in a random sink and cleans it out with their bare hands.

Dude, I day drank for seven hours and got kicked out of a party because I got so Callahaned.

by Blond Doctor March 18, 2011

Callan Roux

He fights all the time, but he be trash at Fortnite
Eats little pieces of shit daily.

Your so Callan Roux at the video game!

by STBK21 September 5, 2018