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calamari
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Since calamari is often described as "
rubber
meat
," calamari can be used as a sexual
innuendo
referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
She looked pretty
hungry
, but her
mouth
was pretty
nasty
, so I opted for the calamri.
calamari
by
shrooks
January 24, 2005
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