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Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be
used
as a sexual
innuendo
referring to a blow
job
while wearing a condom.
She looked
pretty
hungry
, but her mouth was
pretty
nasty, so I opted for the calamri.
calamari
by
shrooks
January 24, 2005