Cacker

Dorset/Hampshire word for pikey.
Thorney Hill in Bransgore - Christchurch is full off cackers - mostly pikeys who have abandoned their caravans for council houses.
Not the same as a chav - Cackers will be from gypsy stock.

Here Dave have you seen all those caravans on the recreation ground? - Yeah they are Cackers.

by Cacker Spotter December 2, 2009

cactus juice

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."

Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"

by UncleDoug October 7, 2009

cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.

"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."

by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009

cack gnabbler

An adult female with braces and a face like a gremlin, who you are afraid might try to suck your cock in your sleep.

Andrew, that cack gnabbler is not sleeping here tonight.

by PhuzzyLogic July 12, 2009

Cacomallow

A Super Smash Bros. Ultimate DLC leak in images and video. Includes Mii fighters with costumes of Cacodemon from the Doom series and Mallow from Super Mario RPG fighting against Ken from the Street Fighter series on the stage Yggdrasil's Altar from Dragon Quest XI. In an image, Ken gives a thumbs up, similar to a leak of himself before the initial release of the game. May or may not be a mod, but it made people motivated to make Mii Costume mods.

"Cacomallow is real"

by Aerospherology May 20, 2020

Caca-Fakka

A hollowed out dildo, featuring an auger and hand crank. Typically used for cleaning out one’s intestines prior to sexual activity.

Dude I grinded about 12lbs of shit outa ma bitch last night with my new Caca-Fakka. I needed to change the sheets before we put in that work.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 15, 2021

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015