narcissistic birthday syndrome

a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.

Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."

by quixilver09 January 11, 2017

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Kuma Bartholomew

One of the coldest mf in One Piece, that man can send dudes flying through the sky to any place he wants with just one touch.

Thriller Bark: Kuma Bartholomew ain't shit, Zoro was already injured against Oars.
Summit War: .....

by Fish Drowned January 25, 2021

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Soukoku Birthday Special

a birthday blowjob

inspired from the “Chuuya Birthday special - Soukoku” on youtube

Person 1: My boyfriend’s birthday is coming up, I’m hoping to do something fun
Person 2: You should give him the Soukoku Birthday Special!!!
Person 1: You’re so right!!!

by 𓆟 March 29, 2023

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Spontaneous Mouth Birth

Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)

Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.

Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.

Essentially, vomiting horribly...

My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!

by Decrata September 3, 2013

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