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bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!
by James Lowe January 9, 2008
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terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.
Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!
by Mike January 1, 2004
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rugger-bugger

One who plays Rugby. Especially pertaining to Old-boy network toffs.
The rugger-buggers got the corporate boxes.
by tekidave August 12, 2003
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Butt Burgler

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"
by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008
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Butleration

The tendancy to create remarks that would invariable stop the act of sex in its tracks.

The person committing the butleration is (the) butler. After the butleration, the target victim(s) become(s) butled. This is not to be confused with the profession of servitude.

A butleration does not nessecarily occur during sex, but can occur at any time of the day and can be aimed at anyone unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the butler. However, the butleration's ability to end sex, even just before an orgasm, is used to gauge wether the remark is in fact a butleration. The act of butleration can sometimes result in a kiggins from both sexes.

The trait to be able to commit a butleration is genetic and is usually passed down by the male population, with few cases in women. However, anyone possesing the dominant variant of this gene will almost certaintly be unable to reach orgasm with a partner unless their mouth is taped up during sex. This means that only carriers of the gene are able to pass the gene on.

When butlerations do happen during sex, most are forgiven with a giggle. Some, however, can cause serious repurcussions in relationships.
An example of a butleration:
"I've never really noticed that my laptop charger on my desk over there looks a bit like one of those ghost traps from ghost-busters from here."
*Cease spring-squeeking*
by kikumbob January 9, 2008
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Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.
She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.
by RandyL October 17, 2003
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rugger bugger

to add to the hairy giants discription are the communal naked baths towel whipping (bugger in the true sense) and endless vomiting from drinking to much BITTER
The crudest of Rugger bugger songs!

The Tampax Factory

Jamboree e e
In the Tampax Factory
shout out your orders loud and clear
(LOUD AND CLEAR)
We have small medium large,
Super duper
fill a barge
when the end of the month
comes around
by Admiral Akbar May 8, 2005
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