A rare and powerful being known for their ability to function on two hours of beauty sleep, give life-changing advice, and summon snacks out of nowhere.
A walking encyclopedia of wisdom, sick burns, and the kind of deep insights that make you rethink your entire life.
Can instantly detect drama within a five-mile radius but will pretend they don’t care until you bring it up.
A walking encyclopedia of wisdom, sick burns, and the kind of deep insights that make you rethink your entire life.
Can instantly detect drama within a five-mile radius but will pretend they don’t care until you bring it up.
"I was spiraling, then Betania hit me with a truth bomb and a bag of chips. I'm fine now."
"Betania said ‘trust the process’ and suddenly my entire life made sense."
"Betania said ‘trust the process’ and suddenly my entire life made sense."
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1. Something that is extremely good
2. A person achieving something with great joy
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1. Something that is extremely good
2. A person achieving something with great joy
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1. “Friend 1” I just won 100$ “Friend 2” Butaneious
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3. That’s Butaneious
2. This food is absolutely Butaneious
3. That’s Butaneious
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Mr. Misheard: Banana Oil? what are you on about?
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