A rare and powerful being known for their ability to function on two hours of beauty sleep, give life-changing advice, and summon snacks out of nowhere.
A walking encyclopedia of wisdom, sick burns, and the kind of deep insights that make you rethink your entire life.
Can instantly detect drama within a five-mile radius but will pretend they don’t care until you bring it up.
A walking encyclopedia of wisdom, sick burns, and the kind of deep insights that make you rethink your entire life.
Can instantly detect drama within a five-mile radius but will pretend they don’t care until you bring it up.
"I was spiraling, then Betania hit me with a truth bomb and a bag of chips. I'm fine now."
"Betania said ‘trust the process’ and suddenly my entire life made sense."
"Betania said ‘trust the process’ and suddenly my entire life made sense."
by alexpo February 16, 2025