Definitions by alexpo

Betania 

A rare and powerful being known for their ability to function on two hours of beauty sleep, give life-changing advice, and summon snacks out of nowhere.

A walking encyclopedia of wisdom, sick burns, and the kind of deep insights that make you rethink your entire life.

Can instantly detect drama within a five-mile radius but will pretend they don’t care until you bring it up.

"I was spiraling, then Betania hit me with a truth bomb and a bag of chips. I'm fine now."

"Betania said ‘trust the process’ and suddenly my entire life made sense."

Betania by alexpo February 16, 2025