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bradley hansley 

noun. the other half to a certain someone. something that makes a day better no matter how horrible it started out. comes in many moods but can usually be persuaded into a good one.
without bradley hansley her life would be devastating.

Bradley Bell 

Bradley Bell plays keyboard/backing vocals in the post-hardcore band chiodos. He is the 2nd most liked in the band. below craig(lead vocals). Bradley is a very skilled piano player. he is better than Aaron Rothe(drop dead, gorgeous) at singing and keyboard. Bradley is a fine looking man.(no homo). He is also very good at matching his voice with craig. He usually wacks off about twice a day. he also wears capris. he used to have a jew fro. i dont know how he got rid of it. if i ever meet him one day i will ask him.
I saw chiodos last night! bradley bell waved to me. and flashed his sack at me while he played his keyboard !
Bradley Bell by Zach White February 15, 2008

Bradley's ass 

A Bradley's ass is the best ass in the world.

It's perfectly shaped and curved so it's good for slapping hard and kissing.

A Bradley's ass is usually medium sized and very attractive as is the guy.

You should always get a Bradley's ass on a guy. Always.
"Wow, look at his ass Sandra it must be a Bradley's ass."

"I really need a man with a Bradley's ass"
Bradley's ass by amber jackson September 7, 2014

bradley dalton 

Makes Genghis Khan look like a fucking baby. He's extremely cute, sweet and caring but will not hesitate to cut a ma'fucka. His penis is as majestic and awe-inspiring as Mount Everest. If you ever meet one in person be sure to bow to his prowess and offer a large donation or a living sacrifice.
Vladimir Putin totally went Bradley Dalton and shot down a U.F.O. with a BB gun while riding a Polar Bear.
bradley dalton by BooMayneBD January 10, 2018

bradley edwards 

A massive cock and fucks like know one else
Life is great when you fuck dem hoes like bradley edwards

Bradley Hutto 

A shit stained white dwarf that is equivalent to a vegetable