bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.

He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.

by Pianomanic November 23, 2016

Bottle top

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.

Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.

by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019

Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.

I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007

PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.

The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005

Cock Bottle

N.
1. A bottle or person containing a cock, generally in the mouth or anal regions.

2. New York, New Jersey, an Virginia drivers.

3. General swear when you do not know what to say in response to an other individual's stupidity.

That cock bottle just cut me off while my brakes are fucked!

by LilyQ October 13, 2009

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009