Aqua Boris

Moving ones bowels in the ocean.

Stay over there I’m about to aqua Boris and see if it washes up on shore.

by Skrattadude November 04, 2019

Boris Johnson

An absolute god. Most worshipped man in the UK and Nigel Farage's future Boxing opponent.
Has a unique skill set including:
Boxing
Basketball
Rugby
Favourite activity: Shoulder barging/Rugby tackling children.
Leaders such as Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un will all fall to this man.

OMG, that guy isn't a Chad, he's more than a Chad, He's a Boris Johnson!!!

by BIGMAC JR JR February 12, 2023

boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

Boris Johnson

Pretty much Harrison

Me: Look it's Boris Johnson

by ILikeYourMother June 10, 2022

Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.

Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!

by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 03, 2024

Boris Shoes

Brown, leather, old looking shoes worn by a guy named Boris. They have been on TV once. They look brandless and beaten when new. A B in scripted on the back. No one has seen these shoes in the wild, only Boris wears them.

Look at them Boris shoes man

by Rat.boi January 30, 2023

Boris the Cat

Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.

Boris the Cat is ready for Fefe's seed.

by April 11, 2024