3 definitions by ealybird.x01
Pray to God you never befriend an Ella. They WILL make you feel guilty for your lack of productivity/ put-together-ness. These characters thrive on their individuality, clinging to the concept of independence as if it's their only possession. Most of them think they appear unique for this, yet instead they appear... well... just a little strange. If you can get past this self-rejoiced quirk, and move into a friendship or relationship with an Ella, you'll find them to be very intelligent, hardworking, and studious to the extent that it will make you feel sad about your own life. They seem to be good at everything. Most of them follow highly specific dietary regiments in order to protect the environment or their health. Many also work out frequently in order to maintain supreme physical fitness. They are strong, beautiful, and educated. Enough to make anyone jealous I'd say.
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021
You should be proud of the Poppy in your life. Of course she has her flaws- likely emotional baggage, unrealistic expectations or an unexplained attraction to people twice her age- but despite these she is a wonderful listener, a conscientious and caring individual, and the perfect candidate if you're looking for a judgment-free shoulder to cry on. She's probably very creative and carries an attractive energy that makes her hard to dislike. She is popular and has no problem finding relationships, however long-term commitment may scare her. Regardless, almost every Poppy you'll meet will be kind, bubbly, intelligent, and imaginative. She will go far.
"Did you see what Poppy wrote in the poetry competition? It was beautiful, I wish I could write like that..."
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021
Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021