bone zone

(1) A zone filled with skeletons, particularly of the spoopy scary vareity/

(2) A comedy podcast.

(3) The zone of sexy tiems. Like the friend zone, but with bones.

(1) "I entered THE BONE ZONE in Dark Souls, and man those pinwheels fucked me up!"

(2) "Did you listen to the newest Bone Zone with Duncan Trussel?"

(3) "Finally got to the bone zone with my pony mare, bro! She's a JTRHNBR, maregasms outta this world!"

by housenigger October 8, 2017

funny bone

The bones in your elbow that hurt like hell when you hit them. A better name would be the f-u bone!

Ouch, I hit my funny bone!

OR

Ouch, I hit my f-u bone!

by Cay_B June 16, 2011

Bone the Fish

A defining moment when you know that your favorite TV Show, Celebrity, Movie Series or Music Group has reached its peak and goes downhill. This term was coined as a dig on TV Guide when they bought the old jump the shark website, and destroyed it in February of 2009 so fans could no longer vote on shows that "Jumped the Shark". Jump the Shark Fans now refer to this corporate sell out in regards to that website "boning the fish" as well as replacing the old term "Jump the Shark" after a new website was created to celebrate the fans carrying the old JTS banner as "Bone the Fish" at www.bonethefish.com

Damn; when Idris Alba got killed on the "Wire", that show had a "Bone the Fish" moment!

by Mr Brownstains April 27, 2009

pain bone

A large, thick penis that is capable of hurting a partner during intercourse. A pain bone would be considered to be in the top 10% of large penises.

"Steve hung that pain bone in me last night, and now I can barely walk today !"

by Big Poppa South April 16, 2010

Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.

by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007

bone it like you own it

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012

bury ma bone

To tap that ass, fuck her hard, aka make love to a fine woman.

Damn baby, that badunkadunk's makin me wanna bury ma bone.

by FluffyBunnyLksItBlk July 1, 2005