A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.
Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.
by strobe surge November 4, 2011
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Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
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Is typically used to assert dominance when one does not know what to say in front of a camera or put on the spot.
Is typically used to assert dominance when one does not know what to say in front of a camera or put on the spot.
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c'mon, you're really tickling my bogels man.
please sir just a little bit of porridge, no? Please sir your really tickling my bogels!
please sir just a little bit of porridge, no? Please sir your really tickling my bogels!
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Boger is my last name!
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