Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

Blob

A person who is a blob a massive water bubble and is a retarted shit becouse it has no brain

Person 1: lets kill blob
Person 2: ok

by Notblob September 23, 2020

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

conna blob

The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so

attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.

Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!

by secymama444 November 1, 2022

Blob

He's like the funniest dude you will ever meet. Not fat but chunky in some areas. He has every single instrument known to man in his house. His favorite food is pringles and Dr. Bob

Person 1: Dudeeeeeeee, blob is hungry. We should feed him pringles and dr. bob.

Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song

by TheWalrusWasPaul69 December 23, 2020