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Bleacher Creatures

New York Yankee fans that sit in the bleachers of the stadium. Usually to start the game they yell each players name in the infield and outfield. The tickets are much cheaper than the average ticket in Yankee Stadium.
Did you see Nick Swisher salute the bleacher creatures?
by yanks34 March 19, 2010
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Bleacher Bunny

The whore who chases after the athletes at school, despite the knowledge that they sleep around everywhere and will give her a nice columbian surprise and a broken heart.
"Damn that bitch is a bleacher bunny, she has had sex with the entire basketball team."
by Melissa Miller October 24, 2010
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Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal
Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
by Dinkky September 9, 2010
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bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.
"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
by Joe January 14, 2004
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Bleach Bitch

Did you see that bleach bitch she was so rude.
by melkizzle July 6, 2009
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Drink Bleach

The act of drinking bleach due to witnessing something that you don't want to ever witness something ever in life.
My friend was singing baby by Justin Bieber that it made me drink bleach.
by xX_CommanderClorox_XX January 12, 2017
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Eye Bleach™

The act of flushing the rule 34 out of your eyes.

When you pass eye bleach to someone to clean their eyes of sin.

You should not actually put bleach in eye tho.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH"-You
Yo. What's wrong?-Friend
You got Eye Bleach™?-You
Ye. On manga site and read a r34 manga eh?-Friend
Ok. I got you.-Friend
Thanks .-You
Can you Pass The Bleach™? © Me, Myself, and I
When you pass bleach, you are cleaning your eyes.
by Pass The Eye Bleach™ November 3, 2016
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