a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.
c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.
c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you unless your wife brings charges, well you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b). Unless you were a member of the hippie counter culture and participated in something like the Woodstock festival of August 1969. Oh and by the way, never insult a woman by saying she has a bimbo eruption def c) unless you are an even worse misogynist than Ted Bundy or Gary Ridgeway
by Sexydimma October 10, 2016
Get the bimbo eruptionmug. A large black male who likes small white girls, with a horsecock (cock like a horse) # midget fucker # porch monkey for life # yumm girl guide cookies # this is nigga tim yo
by Drinkin beers shooting queens March 3, 2017
Get the timbo the bimbomug. A girl named Christina. She‘s chronically oblivious, but she‘s cute and hot as fuck and I fucking love her personality.
by HähnchenMarinade June 18, 2022
Get the Bimbomug. A verbal "medicine" of similar calming/soothing effectiveness to dat disgusting pink goo in a triangular-shaped bottle dat you get at Walgreen's; it involves your simply calling up a hot chick and having her confidently/encouragingly "cheer you on" through a difficult endeavor.
I needed to do a chilly/snowy outdoor-task in late Fall, so I called up my best friend and asked her for a little Peptalk-Bimbo while I wheezingly struggled through said gumption-guzzling endeavor.
by QuacksO November 13, 2019
Get the Peptalk-Bimbomug. A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase
by Big Tummy September 8, 2018
Get the bimbo jobmug. 
