Bent Penis Syndrome

A condition one is born that causes the penis to grow at an obtuse or right angle. The condition can be treated by having a triangular shaped section cut out of you bent penis at the outter side of the bend.

Guy1: Dude, I have bent penis syndrome, what should I do?

Guy2: Get your doctor to cut a triangular shaped section off the outter side of the bend.

by yenih22 July 9, 2009

bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

by the mash January 8, 2009

Got me bent

Kind of saying wtf or I stand corrected

"Dude did you know there was a test today?"
"OMG...NO! School got me bent😩" messed up

by Words of the Future September 19, 2016

queer bent bastard

British slang used for homosexuals (used in queer cinema "Beautiful Thing")

you take it up the bum, queer bent bastard?

by jaw breaker April 5, 2008

kinda bent edge

Straight edge, only with a few slipups here and there. Sometimes abbreviated "KBE"

"Yeah, Tom's straight edge, but he gives in to pressure every once in a while. I guess that makes him kinda bent edge"

by Sidewalks September 10, 2008

hell bent bullshit

A nonsensical degree of bullshit that doesn't even apply in hell.

The Karen walked up to the car and started spewing all sorts of hell bent bullshit.

by Dreudian April 14, 2023

bent whore object

Someone who gets fucked for fun and finds it funny to say that they can get sick anytime and or a pick me girl

Liberty is a bent whore object

by Getbent69 December 9, 2022